Throat G.O.A.T.—because sometimes, greatness speaks for itself. This tee brings the perfect mix of wordplay, innuendo, and absurd humor, featuring a goat and a hotdog in a design that says it all without saying too much. Whether you’re wearing it for the laughs or just to see who gets the joke, this shirt is guaranteed to turn heads.
This unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors or a cotton polyester blend for the heathers and sports grey.
⚡ The lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton unisex tee feels like bliss year-round.
⚡ This classic fit, crewneck t-shirt is perfect for any situation
⚡ Made with love using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.
⚡ Production & Shipping
Every shirt is made to order, beginning production as soon as your order is processed. The average processing and production time is 1 to 3 days. After that, your new shirt(s) will be lovingly packed and promptly shipped from the United States via USPS
✅ Satisfaction Guarantee
We want you to love your shirts, and we believe you will! However, if there’s any issue with your order, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We offer a 30-day refund policy in the rare event of defects or other problems with your purchase.
