About

CALAMITEES is all about turning heads. 

Designed with love by one lone creative nerd in Michigan, CALAMITEES are for those who love to laugh, push boundaries, and make a statement. Whether you're into dark humor, pop culture, or just want to wear something that says, "Yeah, I went there," CALAMITEES has got your back. 🦸

 

Tired of the same old boring shirts?
Same, same. 😒👕

The CALAMITEES collection is packed with edgy, hilarious, and sometimes downright inappropriate designs that are perfect for anyone who’s done playing it safe. From sarcastic one-liners to bold graphics, these designs will keep you looking sharp and feeling unapologetically you.

CALAMITEES started as a more adult-themed brand but I'm consistently working to roll out more broad appeal designs to expand the collection. CALAMITEES will also be introducing more products outside of just t-shirts in the future, stay tuned for hoodies, mugs, wall art, accessories and more!

 

Did you know CALAMITEES was
born from a Meme Page? 👉👌

If you're into ⚡ Endless Nonsense ⚡ head over to the CALAMITEES (previously "Sometimes I Get Bored") Facebook page for consistent laughs and exclusive offers only available to our social followers – it's the dumpster fire that never stops burning! 🔥

 

 

If you've got any questions, suggestions or have an idea you think should be put on a t-shirt... Hit us up! – we love hearing from like-minded troublemakers. 

Life's too short for boring shirts
– let's stir things up.  🥣