I'm Just Here to Establish an Alibi T-Shirt

This unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors or a cotton polyester blend for the heathers and sports grey.

⚡ The lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton unisex tee feels like bliss year-round.

⚡ This classic fit, crewneck t-shirt is perfect for any situation

⚡ Made with love using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.

⚡ Production & Shipping

Every shirt is made to order, beginning production as soon as your order is processed. The average processing and production time is 1 to 3 days. After that, your new shirt(s) will be lovingly packed and promptly shipped from the United States via USPS 

Shipping rates are based on weight: 1 shirt ships for $3.96, 2 shirts for $5.96, and orders of 3+ shirts will qualify for FREE Shipping as they'll exceed the $69 threshold—unless, of course, we're running some ridiculous sale at the time.

✅ Satisfaction Guarantee 

We want you to love your shirts, and we believe you will! However, if there’s any issue with your order, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We offer a 30-day refund policy in the rare event of defects or other problems with your purchase.