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Everything Hurts & I'm Dying Sarcastic Typographic Funny T-Shirt

Everything Hurts & I'm Dying Sarcastic Typographic Funny T-Shirt

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Everything Hurts & I’m Dying Vintage Typographic T-Shirt Is it a hangover? Existential dread? Just life in general? Doesn’t matter—this tee covers all the bases. Painfully relatable.

This unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors or a cotton polyester blend for the heathers and sports grey.

⚡ The lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton unisex tee feels like bliss year-round.

⚡ This classic fit, crewneck t-shirt is perfect for any situation

⚡ Made with love using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.

 

⚡ Production & Shipping

Every shirt is made to order, beginning production as soon as your order is processed. The average processing and production time is 1 to 3 days. After that, your new shirt(s) will be lovingly packed and promptly shipped from the United States via USPS 

 

✅ Satisfaction Guarantee 

We want you to love your shirts, and we believe you will! However, if there’s any issue with your order, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We offer a 30-day refund policy in the rare event of defects or other problems with your purchase.

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Sarcasm given a bitter life.

I had been eyeing this shirt for my wife for a spell. When it finally arrived, she chuckled in affirming derision. The shirt color was as posted. The shirt quality is high as it held up under 2 washing. The lettering is big and bold. My wife makes this complaint all the time and now she has the t-shirt to prove it.

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Kathy Fryer
T-shirt

Very cool shirt

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Sarah F.
This shirt is real

I love this shirt and it's as real as it gets.