Don't Blame Me, Blank is in Retrograde. Whether it’s Mercury, Venus, or any other planet, retrogrades always seem to mess with our lives. This sarcastic shirt lets everyone know that it’s definitely not your fault—blame it on the stars. Perfect for astrology lovers or anyone who wants a funny excuse for their chaos. Wear it proudly and let the universe take the heat for your actions.
This unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors or a cotton polyester blend for the heathers and sports grey.
⚡ The lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton unisex tee feels like bliss year-round.
⚡ This classic fit, crewneck t-shirt is perfect for any situation
⚡ Made with love using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.
⚡ Production & Shipping
Every shirt is made to order, beginning production as soon as your order is processed. The average processing and production time is 1 to 3 days. After that, your new shirt(s) will be lovingly packed and promptly shipped from the United States via USPS
✅ Satisfaction Guarantee
We want you to love your shirts, and we believe you will! However, if there’s any issue with your order, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We offer a 30-day refund policy in the rare event of defects or other problems with your purchase.
