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Do Not Resuscitate, I'm Ready to Go, Thanks Bud Joke T-Shirt
Do Not Resuscitate, I'm Ready to Go, Thanks Bud Joke T-Shirt
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Do Not Resuscitate, I’m Ready to Go Thanks Bud T-Shirt For when you’ve had it way past “a day.” This shirt says what most of us are thinking by Wednesday—just let it go, doc. It’s dark, honest, and weirdly comforting. Perfect for anyone who laughs in the face of existential dread.
This unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors or a cotton polyester blend for the heathers and sports grey.
⚡ The lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton unisex tee feels like bliss year-round.
⚡ This classic fit, crewneck t-shirt is perfect for any situation
⚡ Made with love using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.
⚡ Production & Shipping
Every shirt is made to order, beginning production as soon as your order is processed. The average processing and production time is 1 to 3 days. After that, your new shirt(s) will be lovingly packed and promptly shipped from the United States via USPS
✅ Satisfaction Guarantee
We want you to love your shirts, and we believe you will! However, if there’s any issue with your order, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We offer a 30-day refund policy in the rare event of defects or other problems with your purchase.
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Quality shirt, light enough to wear in the middle of summer. Nicely printed. Sidebar, there was an issue on the original order, quickly resolved. Great folks to do business with!
Nobody bothers me when I wear this one, and that’s exactly what I want.
The material's solid and it fits just right. Shirt is hilarious too, hopefully they know it's a joke if I'm wearing it at the wrong time (lol)
Delivery was quicker than expected and the shirt’s good quality.
People seem to think it's funny, on brand with my sense of humor. Fits fine, quality great too.