Dead Inside—but still running on a solid Intel processor. If you’re all about sarcastic humor, geek culture, and embracing the fact that sometimes you feel like a machine that just can’t turn off, this tee is for you. It’s the perfect way to show the world you’re dead inside, but with some serious tech swagger. For anyone who knows the grind and still finds a little humor in it.
This unisex soft-style t-shirt puts a new spin on casual comfort. Made from very soft materials, this tee is 100% cotton for solid colors or a cotton polyester blend for the heathers and sports grey.
⚡ The lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton unisex tee feels like bliss year-round.
⚡ This classic fit, crewneck t-shirt is perfect for any situation
⚡ Made with love using ethically grown and harvested US cotton.
⚡ Production & Shipping
Every shirt is made to order, beginning production as soon as your order is processed. The average processing and production time is 1 to 3 days. After that, your new shirt(s) will be lovingly packed and promptly shipped from the United States via USPS
✅ Satisfaction Guarantee
We want you to love your shirts, and we believe you will! However, if there’s any issue with your order, please don’t hesitate to contact us. We offer a 30-day refund policy in the rare event of defects or other problems with your purchase.
